{"product_id":"i-hate-small-talk-pet-id-tag","title":"I Hate Small Talk:  Pet ID Tag","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA clear statement of position, issued for the dog who has nothing further to add about the weather.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand-painted style lettering on a background, this tag communicates a single, non-negotiable boundary to every golden retriever, mail carrier, and overly familiar stranger your dog will encounter. No “how’s it going.” No “who’s a good boy.” Just the policy, plainly stated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWalter wore the prototype to a meet-and-greet and left after four minutes. He considers this his finest work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the dog who’d rather skip the pleasantries and get to the sniffing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Bold, legible lettering for maximum deterrence\u003cbr\u003e • Pre-drilled hole for easy attachment to collar\u003cbr\u003e • Suitable for introverts, curmudgeons, and dogs who simply have boundaries\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEach tag is about 1.5\" and 1\/4\" thick and comes with a split ring.  Processing time for tags to be created and shipped is about two weeks. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you would like a larger size tag, feel free to use the contact us form for a custom request.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe tags are made of acrylic and are for decoration only.  \u003c\/strong\u003e They should be checked regularly for wear.  Do not leave your pet alone with the tag on and do not let them chew on the tag.  If your dog is tough on their tags or likes to chew them, these may not be a good option for them.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Grumpy Dog Club","offers":[{"title":"Yellow Letters on Deep Royal","offer_id":47770294550691,"sku":null,"price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Gold on Hunter Green","offer_id":47770294583459,"sku":null,"price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0427\/5073\/8595\/files\/IMG-2418.jpg?v=1781294638","url":"https:\/\/grumpydogclub.com\/products\/i-hate-small-talk-pet-id-tag","provider":"Grumpy Dog Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}