I Hate Small Talk:  Pet ID Tag
I Hate Small Talk:  Pet ID Tag
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I Hate Small Talk: Pet ID Tag

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A clear statement of position, issued for the dog who has nothing further to add about the weather.

Hand-painted style lettering on a background, this tag communicates a single, non-negotiable boundary to every golden retriever, mail carrier, and overly familiar stranger your dog will encounter. No “how’s it going.” No “who’s a good boy.” Just the policy, plainly stated.

Walter wore the prototype to a meet-and-greet and left after four minutes. He considers this his finest work.

For the dog who’d rather skip the pleasantries and get to the sniffing

• Bold, legible lettering for maximum deterrence
• Pre-drilled hole for easy attachment to collar
• Suitable for introverts, curmudgeons, and dogs who simply have boundaries

Each tag is about 1.5" and 1/4" thick and comes with a split ring.  Processing time for tags to be created and shipped is about two weeks. 

If you would like a larger size tag, feel free to use the contact us form for a custom request.

The tags are made of acrylic and are for decoration only.   They should be checked regularly for wear.  Do not leave your pet alone with the tag on and do not let them chew on the tag.  If your dog is tough on their tags or likes to chew them, these may not be a good option for them.